I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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