I've blown a few things in my day
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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