That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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