You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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