is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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