one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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