The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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