Who did Billy Mays play for?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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