yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
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No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
FUCK WHALES
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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