hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
She bit a glass in half.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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