Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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