Nicole vs. Life
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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