my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
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My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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