im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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