their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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