Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
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i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
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You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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