hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The beer is more important than you right now.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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