Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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