You don't have asthma, your pregnant
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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