You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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