i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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