winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
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I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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