dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I think i got beer on your cat.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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