I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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