READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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