Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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