Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
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I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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