They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
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I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
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Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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