She said her name was "party"
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Randomize
