Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
you didnt know i had herpes?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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