I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
40s are totally the cure
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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