I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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