We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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