So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
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Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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