We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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