you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
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I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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