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You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
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