Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
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I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Damn victory sex feels great
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?