You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
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Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
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It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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