ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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