I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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