The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
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I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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