A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
what if I'm pregnant?
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
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He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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