His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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