Will you blow on my dice?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
