No awkward lesbian experiences without me
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
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I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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