Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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