You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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