Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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