i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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