Banned from zoo.
Again?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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