you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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