Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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