their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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