it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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