Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
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Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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