i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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