i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
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I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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