Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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