I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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